Set The Scene
Chris Elrod is the pastor of Compass Point Church in Lakeland, Florida. Find out more HERE. Anyway, Chris is using Twitter to help promote the event. He did stand-up comedy for a living for many years, and it seems he still has it in him.
Here are some of his Twitter posts (you can follow them live HERE)
- The dinosaurs passed on a Financial Learning Experience with @jsangl …and look what happened to them.
- 8 out of 10 federal inmates never signed up for the Financial Learning Experience
- If you don't sign up for the Financial Learning Experience God will send a plague of frogs to inhabit your yard.
- Chuck Norris became Chuck Norris…only after he attended @jsangl 's Financial Learning Experience!!!
- If you don't sign up for the Financial Learning Experience…the IRS will most definitely come take away your house.
- I'm pretty sure if you miss the Financial Learning Experience @CompassPoint you'll be living in a box 2 months from now!
Hilarious! Do you have any you would add?